Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*
*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Bt0723 December 30, 2008
Get the Doughnut Douchemug. The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
by The Michalenko January 30, 2009
Get the Douche Rocketmug. Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .
by bratsrus July 6, 2010
Get the douche festmug. A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.
by nubman September 20, 2006
Get the douche donkeymug. Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.
EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
by sauce^noob January 19, 2009
Get the Douche Scalemug. An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009
Get the Douche Ripplemug.