Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

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doing the doo's

to partake in the smoking of cannibus, smoke pot, toke weed etc.

origin: dovecot, liverpool, slang

"are you doing the doo's", "have you got a do the doo's"

by orientals May 23, 2006

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Doing a Trump

Used to describe an act of callow stupidity bereft of forethought against expert advice.

When British Gen. Montgomery decided to attack up Highway 69 toward Arnhem in 1944 he completely failed to appreciate that the road leading through the planned route was only two lanes wide, partly raised above a surrounding flat terrain of polder. The ground on either side of the highway was too soft to support tactical vehicle movement and observation would be seriously restricted in the Fall. He was doing a Trump when he made that decision and ignored contrary advice from the Dutch Military.

by quartssss April 16, 2020

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do school

To "do school" means to study your schoolwork just for the grades, and not because you actually care about what you're learning. It's really a skill which must be acquired with practice usually in high school.

John knows how to do school really well. He just aced a test in Chemistry, but already forgot what an ion is!

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 16, 2005

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