Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.

1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"

by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010

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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool

Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.

by Li Big Body November 2, 2023

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Fluffy E-car

When someone is so fat their nipples are below sea level.

Random individual 1 : Look at that guy, he's so fat he could stand on a boat and use his nipples as fish bait
Random individual 2 : Yeah that's one fluffy e-car.

by Oxalis Cate February 2, 2022

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Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.

"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."

by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013

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Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

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