Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

Crocs that are called iris

They’re an amazing person and they should not die

Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw

by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019

Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah

The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021

double-red that call

when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.

"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.

me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.

by hesitatedface August 24, 2020

can't make a call on

It's a way to say that I can't make a decision

I can't make a call on who is more hot.

by HannahOops May 18, 2017