call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

Call of Duty shit

When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.

There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.

by Call of Duty Guy September 25, 2021

How'd the call go?

when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"

Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 22, 2021

What-ye-call-it

(Whachjecallit)
A word substituted when the correct noun is spontaneously forgotten

Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."

Yea I used the What-ye-call-it to hit the thingymbob into the plank of wood

by Michael Pablo el Juan the Thir August 10, 2022

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that stands for “Call Of Duty Hack-Zone” because they need a better anti-cheat

Me: you wanna play some Call Of Duty Warzone?
Friend: No, all people do is hack on that game, it should be called “Hack-Zone”

by Skyrizzy2.0 on tik tok January 27, 2022

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022