I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.

me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.

by hesitatedface August 24, 2020

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

double-red that call

when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.

"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

How'd the call go?

when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"

Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 22, 2021

Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015

Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!

Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020