0899/Bread

A mother of god knows how many kids, plays starve.io, and spends time on discord

0899/Bread is awesome

by Big brain man 01 November 21, 2021

Bread Bowl

A woman who is white basic and generally unhealthy for everyone around her.

His wife is such a bread bowl. Her nagging is going to give him a heart attack.

by Kacey2416 December 2, 2021

Bread Job

When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.

Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.

by Marslandrimjob December 2, 2021

louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret

Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"

by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020