rainbow balls

The condition of sexual frustration that occurs when coming out of the closet doesn't translate to any more sex then previously.

Steve has been out for five months and still hasn't gotten laid. He's got a very bad case of rainbow balls.

by Cecil P September 30, 2013

lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013

Wigger Ball

Lacross. Due to the way the players on a lacross team dresses which simulates the 'urbane homeboy' look.

Taylor: Why does Cody wear those big shorts that don''t fit him?

Tylerr: He plays Wigger Ball.

by correctify November 14, 2011

Falcon Balls

When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon

After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls

by HealTicket August 22, 2011

Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

Trippin' Balls

The result of a large intake of shrooms or acid, often in conjunction with any number of other drugs (i.e. pot, heroin, coke)

Me: Dude this movie sucks.
Dan: I'm trippin' balls.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you.

by Tripper November 16, 2004

ball juice

The cream contained in a man's testicles.

Give me that ball juice now!

by jack the shooter December 5, 2010