Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

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The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.

The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.

by BarebackJack August 14, 2021

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The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020

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gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

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Bacon

The result of intense piggy climaxes

Bacon is tasty

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone December 16, 2019

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Frozen Bacon

A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.

Dude I was out with this Corie girl last night, she asked for a Frozen Bacon, that girls WILD.

by Scrubber69 May 4, 2021

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