Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

Sybau Noob

When You want to ragebait in a online server to get clout and banned for 0 reason

Man your such a Sybau Noob
"You have been muted for 1 hour "Stop ragebaiting"

by Lunar_o8 June 19, 2025

Noob-o-phobe

Someone who is against newbies.

"He bullied that guy the other day, for being a noob-o-phobe."

by thisguy0800 July 28, 2025

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
see here:

by waanaabe August 18, 2025

International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

subhaan=noob

this is very true as he has 6 kids

make sure everyone knows

pls like n share x

Subhaan=noob is what everyone was shouting today in town.

by noob.xoxo October 8, 2025

Noob

A person WHO is new and bad to the game. Typically offensive.

He just played GAME WHICH means He is a noob.
That noob cant even play properly!

by LollerNoobs October 14, 2025