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National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.
"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"
by haha2576 January 26, 2023
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National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day
Jacob: “uh oh..”
by Skskmoto November 18, 2019
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Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
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National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

October 25... a guy gives a girl his hoodie
Gurl: Er ma gerd I wish I had a hoodie, it's so spooky and cold out.
Guy: Fear not female... behold my hoodie!
Gurl: I'm so grateful for National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day.
by Lyfe 117 October 24, 2019
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National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

On January 27th all guys must surrender their hoodies to the girls. The girls get to choose their hoodie supplier.
Girl: Yo Justin give me your hoodie right now!
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because it's national Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day!
by scrapbookunicorn101 January 20, 2020
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day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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