The child is a demonic entity who takes form as a Lucas amiibo, allowing this thing to grab you is a death sentence.
A friend:Who are you choosing
Myself:the child
Everyone in the room:OH NO!
by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020
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A tiktok user with a total of 2k+ followers (⌒▽⌒) They play genshin impact, and watch anime regularly. Normal schedule is posting 1-3 videos a day :) they are also very cool which is a plus in my book !11! (*´꒳`*)
Have you heard of Childes..gf they are really cool
by yuzuru :) July 3, 2021
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childes..gf Is a tiktoker who plays Genshin impact and is in love with a character named childe/tartaglia. She/they may as well be called a “Genshin adict”
Girl 1: Wow is that childes..gf ???
Girl 2: Yes!

Girl 1: I wish I was with childe! :(
by eulamainsupermacy July 3, 2021
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A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.
Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.
by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021
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When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.
That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.
by Smollysmurph._. May 2, 2020
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Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.
“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”
by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022
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Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009
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