Amish Gap Year

Amish Gap Year is a life changing experience that gives you a new perspective on life

Holy shit that coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) was so good, it was our Amish Gap Year

by Big Bakey October 19, 2024

Sober New Year's

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.

Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.

by Sober POP October 30, 2024

Beat Furries for a year

beat furries for a year and they can NOT fight back in 2025, 2027, 2029

its time to beat furries for a year

by anonymous November 18, 2024

2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

Scrot Years

The outward appearance of a person who lives a lifestyle of poverty and drug use whereas their actual age is much younger than they appear.

Wow, Scrot years have been really hard on her. She is 25 and looks 50.

by Archmaestro December 8, 2024

2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?

Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2024

Gap year

Taking a break in a relationship to get active or to live

Bae let’s take a gap year

by Drizzard bird December 22, 2024