I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.
by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004
Get the How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?mug. Cold water :)
by bjx March 29, 2003
Get the How about a nice cold cup of stfumug. The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
by Nark1331 November 17, 2009
Get the How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFUmug. "what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
Get the neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.mug. OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!!
by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022
Get the OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!!mug. by BBunns March 3, 2023
Get the Monkey Cuppingmug. A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.
"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"
by bigmak93 September 6, 2021
Get the Egg Cupsmug.