Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Toiletworthy

Something so enjoyable but easy to do or watch on your phone that you can do it while taking a shit

have you seen the emkay channel? I watch them while shitting all the time, they are probably the most toiletworthy channel

by Monkebuns December 15, 2022

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum

Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69

by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences

im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle

by Gambino6 January 10, 2023

Toilet poopy

A child’s word for shit in the toilet not on the floor bozo.

Random ass child: TOILET POOPY! NO TOILET FLORRY.
Teen who seemingly is drunk: bla bla bla. I don’t care ima do it anyways.

by Superdiaper February 1, 2023

Toilet Dash

the best person in this world

person 1: toilet dash
person 2: no

by Furrop February 8, 2023