Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 09, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar July 31, 2010

Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by September 15, 2020

Kevin Nuri

A man above all others. With a humongous dick at 64cm and balls that weight around 5kg each. He fucks bare pussy without giving a fuck about its age, ethniticy or size. He especially likes milfs, which he fucks about 10 different of every day, while at night he fuck about 10 different supermodels. And he absolutely destroys their pussies with his humongous cock.

aaahh. OMG Kevin Nuri is destroying my pussy with his humongous hard cock. aaaaaaaahhhhhh

by Shity titty July 27, 2022

kevin wingle

This kid is extra slim thicc and he WILL steal yo girl

Aka dumbthicc. Slim thick kevin wingle just stole my woman

by ChickenFetishs September 05, 2017

Kevin B.

A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.

Kevin B. is very a smart person and I like them a lot

by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 06, 2020

Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023