When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
Get the Russian successmug. Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011
Get the The Russian Gunnermug. by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023
Get the Russian Creamingmug. Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries
Me: Hey what culture are you
Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021
Get the Russianmug. "ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020
Get the russianitismug. Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014
Get the Russian Climbmug. A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
Get the Russian breakfastmug.