Table snake 

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

Table snake by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Peruvian snake wrap 

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

Peruvian snake wrap by Perforatereaper March 19, 2021

Fame Snake 

A famous person who uses others to their advantage and lies to get what they want. Never trust these fake-ass snakes, their fame let's them get away with horrible things. These people are master manipulators and play with people's emotions to make themselves look better. 9 out of 10 celebrities are fame snakes, so be careful what you read. The only way to stop them is to stalk them and use that evidence in court.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that Shane dawson is a sick fûck Fame Snake and manipulated everyone?
Girl 2: No, that's terrible!
Girl 1: Well, it's true.
Girl 2: *unsubscribes from Shane*

Fame Snake by Local_eldritch_gryphon April 23, 2021

bone snake

spine

my bone snake hurts

bone snake by anonymous June 18, 2021

computing snake 

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

computing snake by jarett August 9, 2021

Dirtbag snake 

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

Dirtbag snake by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021

Tinsel Snake 

Garland

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.

Tinsel Snake by Rocky M! December 9, 2021