Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.

Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

sandwich high school

A bunch of rich white kids that juul are loud most of them are mostly blonde and dumb as fuck with thicc girls that always have duncan and the teachers don't know what they are talking about and the food tastes like shit and the school is poor af

guy1: where do you go
guy2: sandwich high school
guy1: sorry i don't speak to dumb asses

by championo February 10, 2020

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Popeye's chicken sandwich

It is a sandwich that makes you act up

Gabe: Dude logan why are you so weird
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up

by StoopidNurd March 8, 2022

Ice Cream Sandwich

A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.

My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

dude sandwich

Probably originating in California in the 1980's this is not a strict word definition, but rather the art of phrasing the beginning AND ending of a question or request with the pronoun "dude", hence becoming the proverbial bread that contains the subject matter. Also called a California sandwitch, although nothing to do with aformentioned Simpson's baby eating definition.

"Dude are we going to Del Taco, dude?" ie. a dude sandwich

by funkcrunkdapuss July 31, 2008

hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009