russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance

after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.

by What's the Internet May 26, 2017

Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg

My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool

by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025

Russian

Very strong athletes,work a lot, good dancers and really smart.You should probably run if you piss one off.

-Look that’s the smartest guy in the country

-Probably a Russian guy

by Russian November 10, 2019

russian gurls

they r so beautiful girls.s they arer . gorgous.

russian gurls so pretty i wishih had 1

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated February 4, 2022

russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.

I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz

by Electrum55 November 8, 2018

Russian beetroot

a blow job

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight

by anonymouspotato911 November 10, 2020

Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.

Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021