Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Russian Swordfish in bossmode

When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.

„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”

by Blueberry anti cancer curd September 30, 2019

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."

by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021

White Russian

The act of pouring a Russian vodka (i.e. Smirnoff) on your penis and then sticking it up a girls ass during sex.

Kelly came over to drink and Brandon ended up performing a White Russian.

by thesaltysailor December 5, 2016

Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.

I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.

by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017