road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"

"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."

by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024

Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.

"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."

by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013

Road Trip

A short sexual encounter where the man unclips the woman's bra and runs his index finger down the middle of her back, the "road", and then proceeds to go to sleep. There is also the possibility of causing a "traffic jam" where the man proceeds to finger the woman for a short moment. After this is done, the woman is often passed over to "the bro", much as a road trip would continue by taking turns driving.

"Ayo bro I'm bout to road trip this shawty"

"Aii bet, lemme know when it's my turn to step on the gas"

by wu1nn February 21, 2021

road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.

"I'm going with my road slim to the store."

by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

road sack

when someone opens the car door and pushes a friend onto the road while holding on to them, the road will give the person a horrible rub burn on their balls.

friend: lets give this dude a road sack
other friend: alright bro
me: AAAHHHH

by garblefuncle September 21, 2024