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vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade
person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up
by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022
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Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.
"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."
by autisticpirate October 12, 2025
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Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜
by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023
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Pirate AYE_adT_kok

When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member
Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars
by Joepoe May 3, 2023
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Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.
Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
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Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021
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a loved singer & song writer that saved my life so many times & i am forever grateful for her.
billie eilish pirate baird oconnell saved me
by eilivsh July 16, 2022
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