Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021
Get the Co-respondent shoesmug. When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
by Oooooosh October 27, 2012
Get the Mouth to shoemug. by Sukoshi Princess October 10, 2022
Get the come out them shoesmug. by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
Get the Patio Shoesmug. This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021
Get the Dress Shoesmug. by Zack's mom April 5, 2024
Get the Cocksucker shoesmug.