matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.

Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.

by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022

matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.

Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

by Linden Lover December 15, 2013

Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020

Matt

Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.

"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."

by ElitePie May 16, 2020