Sea Monster

After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster

i totally gave your mom a sea monster the other day

by 50187 July 28, 2006

bonk monster

a bonk monster is a person of teenage years who has very little maturity and so lets themself do whatever they feel like.

A bonk monster would also be obsessed with sex and killing...but not in the same place.

Roar...I am a bonk monster!!!!!!!!!!!

by lord funkington May 26, 2004

party monster

A person who is infamous for always showing up at every single party wether they know anyone there or not. They put partying as a major priority, and usually end up being friends with drama heads

"That girl shows up at every party! What the hell!?"
"Yeah she is the towns party monster, and she humps anything willing to get her drunk."

by doug8888 November 28, 2007

pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 10, 2007

hairy armed monster

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!

Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008

Chicken Monster

The single greatest, most powerful sub sandwich in sandwich history. It consists of five different types of chicken, ranging from buffalo spicy chicken to terayki chicken and even two different types of chicken fingers. Includes lettuce, Banana Peppers, and one randomly placed Jalapeno pepper. Oh, it makes you poop like a motherfucking waterfall of poop. Yeah, you heard me.

"Oh my goodness, Rob you consumed that entire Chicken Monster from Subway!"

Get outta the way.... i got a chicken monster shit coming on....

by Big Weenis February 15, 2006

Pupi Monster

someone who shits every where they go.

Jp is a huge pupi monster

by gabz April 16, 2004