ur mom

Ur mom is...well ur mom, it is used when u need a bad come back in a rap battle.w

human 1: ur fat
Hu man 2: ur mom
Human 1: ur mom's gay lmao

by sawurdadlastnight October 17, 2018

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by your mother figure June 14, 2022

Jimmy's Mom

noun Jimmy's Mom is an object by fucking

"Boy, I sure do love fucking Jimmy's Mom!"
"Jimmy's Mom is my bitch!"

by FerventArrow April 21, 2022

Ben's Mom

One foxy lady that will pleasure younger men at any means. She normally has huge jugs and for an older woman, has a pretty tight ass. Definitely nut on site.

Yo bro I hooked up with some random chick last night I think she was Ben's Mom.

by Bignavyboi69 January 16, 2022

collins mom

Cumslut

Tyrone: Yeah I fucked Collins mom last night
Tyrone #2: ye

by x lilniglet x 69420 May 14, 2019

Mom Lore

Stories told by your mother that, in comparison to dad lore, are extremely concerning and depressing. Stories your mom tells you of her childhood that make you wonder why she never took up therapy.

Me: Hey, mom, why do you have a scar on your palm?
Mom: When I was little, my dad used to make us work on a farm. One day, I spoke back to him when he told me to help my sister, and he threw a rake at me.

Me: Holy shit I don't like mom lore.

by .bloody November 1, 2023