may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

marie may

marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

May 12

It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)

Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*

Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!

by Caramel12313 November 14, 2019

May 9th

A veryyy special day🥰💖

Ex-
Gf: babe its our anniversary
Bf: ik bby today is the day we started dating last year

May 9th 💖

by Thathellacutegirl November 19, 2019

Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid

Jacob may is high

by Me boy November 25, 2019

mai madarchod

Meaning: to be in wrong place.

Me when joined a group full of therki launde with no girls:

@r4v4n4 : mai madarchod hoon jo yaha aaya

by ravana69 September 30, 2019

Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019