Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

kevin rai

an asian man that is sexually attracted to trains

kevin rai would fuck a train

by Thurzdoy May 12, 2021

Tyler Kevin Charles

probaly white

Tyler Kevin Charles is sucha white boy

by notwhiteboityler February 11, 2021

Kevin

A smooth brain slimeball who uses Ifunny.co

Kevin: Hey bro look at my Ifunny meme from 2013

Libs am I right? HAHA

by Thirdhammer March 27, 2022

Kevin

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.

“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”

“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”

by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is Kevin. There's is nobody quite like him; a genius but dumb, questionable looking but handsome, always improving but lazy, and close but so distant. In some ways he is a mystery, but in other ways he's an open book. He's loyal and honest and that's what makes him Kevin. Value him, at some point he may leave but that doesn't mean he'll forget about you. It'll be as if you all never stopped talking when he's back. However, his fear of rejection will cause him to bottle up so many feelings. It's also difficult to gain his trust, but once you do he'll be grateful to and for you. Kevin, if you see this, thank you for being you. ♡

Who is Kevin??

He's HIM. (THAT GUY)

by The_incognito_writer November 21, 2023