The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
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someone went to the store to buy some food, the people ask her to wear a mask, she refuses and asks to speak to the manager, therefore she is a Karen . someone who asks for the manager and has a long bowl cut hair.
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Yesterday a Karen thought I worked at the store where I was stopping and wanted me to do HER shopping. When I refused she started screaming and Security had to drag her sorry ass out the door and ban her for life!
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