Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

Kevin

A very stupid dumbass, comonly found in the milky way galaxy. Name for gay, sped, and high LGBT - small wee wee humans.

Man, stop being a Kevin.

by StOp BeInG gAy December 11, 2023

kevin paguyo

girl

yo u see that kevin paguyo

by r34 but the car October 4, 2022

Kevin

Something bad

Ts gurt is so kevin.

by gurtpmo April 22, 2025

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.

That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!

by Mmark88 November 23, 2021