Rim Job

When someone puts their Legs behind their head and someone licks it aggressively while jerking off and stroking their pubes fast and hard

Josh:who did you give a rim job?
Jason:that one hair fat crackhead homeless man with the tiny dick on his nipple
Josh:awesome dude can I join
Jason: his ass was very hairy and shitty

by Littleweinershit July 4, 2022

Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

c job

Or cj, is another way to say to cunnilingus. It’s is analogous to the usage of b job or bj to refer to fellatio.

How’s Brett’s c job game?
God, I love a good c job!

by PunaniMami September 26, 2019

Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019

tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

loop job

Someone not playing with a full deck.mostly a psycho wife or girlfriend far removed from reality.

That girl is such a loop job that she thinks she can get pregnant from a blowjob

by Leek1211 June 26, 2014