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chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick
“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”
by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019
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Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size
Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.
by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019
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john jiro

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲
by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019
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john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong
"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"
by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019
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John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019
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John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.
John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH
by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
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John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around
Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines
by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019
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