Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

by Burkedadurke July 23, 2020

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Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

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I’m flying to mars

‘I’m flying to mars’ is a sentence that is said before you have a big night out with friends (before you go do as many drugs possible e.g MDMA, Marijuana, Cocaine etc.

“I’m flying to mars tonight”

“dude same”

by smokeochlo December 2, 2018

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flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011

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When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

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