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Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics
by Jensifer May 30, 2023
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faggot

a person who falls, trips, and breaks things easily. also known as a Talia
did you just see that faggot biff it?
dude she's totally a faggot Talia
by muffinsonsundays May 23, 2025
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Faggot

What is a faggot? You see, dear reader, let me tell you a story.

There is this guy called, let’s just call him Oat, and Oat acted really weird most of the time. He kept making homosexual jokes and well, always was a very zesty to the boys he talked to, to the point people got annoyed at it.

Oat is a faggot, not because he’s gay, but because he acts way too zesty among his friends.
Person 1: “I picked the second option because it had Batman in it.”
Oat: “Lowkey, Batman is such a bitch 👅 c’mere babe”
Person 1: “Man you’re such a faggot, Oat.”
by Perma-Sensei 0///0💢 February 4, 2025
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North American Faggot

An individual with a social status that makes others feel inferior.
With a North American Faggot like that around I will never get that promotion.
by Federalgrass February 17, 2022
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faggot

you
you are a faggot
by illiashovkunfan6969 May 12, 2024
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Faggot

wow did you fellas hear about how that faggot got overthrown it was kinda crazy
by flynnn September 30, 2023
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faggot vampire

To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.
The cops in Ottawa became faggot vampires during the 1990s.
by Alpinta December 26, 2023
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