Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 17, 2022
Get the Ethan Cartermug. by Foot fiend November 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The person who killed hiruzen is such an ethan
by turtlelird27 November 3, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. friend that’s got a hot smile and can get mad super easily. Super hot, good mood most of the time, and jokes with you. Besides that he’s nicer in person than online but regardlesss kinda mean smh. He can get political, or just shitpost. he helps you with work and gets shipped with you by like everyone.
by Yourmom1010101 November 3, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by No it’s not November 30, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.
by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.