ethan

a bitchboy, obsessed with his mummy

ethan is such a pussy

by hehwhwhwh April 10, 2020

Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021

Ethan

is a dick head and lies about angie

also small pp

OH look at lil pp Ethan

by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019

Ethan Stiller

Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.

I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.

by missnalyss February 15, 2022

Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019

Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019