A technical college in south Georgia that is run like Enron. The class size is small because many students are forced to pay for things that their financial aid won't cover. Even though these same students have qualified for full financial aid. You are better off learning from a crack head, because at least they are willing to teach in exchange for money to buy crack. The administration is full of hypocrites, racists, bigots, and everything in between. The president is a transvestite that wears her/his drag outfit everyday.
by Moultrie Failed Me College August 02, 2011
A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.
by MattGibboss January 08, 2011
One of the most overrated college. Students feel they attend an elite school because of the "impressive" average SAT scores and "low" acceptance rate. One's intelligence is often times measured by the other schools they've gotten into.
Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.
Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.
If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.
Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.
Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.
If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.
Doug: "How's your first semester at The College of New Jersey"
Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"
Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"
Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"
Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"
Dumb Bitch: "A book"
Doug: "right"
Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"
Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"
Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"
Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"
Dumb Bitch: "A book"
Doug: "right"
by meatholesucker May 01, 2012
Columbia College Chicago is one of the largest art colleges in the United States with nearly 12,000 students pursuing degrees within 120 undergraduate and graduate programs. It is accredited by both the American Mickey Mouse College Association, as well as the National Goofball Institute for Easily Distracted Dilettantes. While not all Columbia students are stump dumb poseurs who are more concerned with style than substance and ability, the majority are, which is why the school has such a lackluster reputation. Individuals who enroll in mathematics courses at Columbia often find themselves crafting paper dolls and playing with Tinker Toys under the pretext of “geometry” exercises, and a random sampling of the work of writing students will reflect that a menu from the local fried chicken restaurant is composed with more eloquence and technical accuracy. Columbia College Chicago really needs to stop purporting to offer "an unparalleled array of programs of study with exceptional facilities in the heart of one of America's most dynamic and vibrant cities" and just come out and say it is the only place in the country where participating in an LBGT-friendly hula hoop contest while reciting Alkaline Trio lyrics and wearing a "Free Mumia" t-shirt passes for a senior research project.
Hi Jesse. Nice to meet you. I like your beard, nerd glasses, and hipster tweeds, by the way. Anyway, thank you for coming in on such short notice. We need to fill this position immediately, and you'll be happy to hear that the only other applicant is a 15-year old high school dropout who was recently emancipated from her parents. Right now, the only thing that I can imagine would preclude you from gaining employment with us is if you attended Columbia College Chicago. You didn't go there, did you?
by slippers man May 09, 2011
A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.
Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"
"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."
Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"
"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."
Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"
by ljaoacvchekisez April 06, 2009
by tootie2 October 11, 2007
The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.
by LORD MASHIE April 28, 2018