A labradoodle, goldendoodle, cavapoo, cockapoo or any other abomination with poodle heritage. Especially ones prone to the stinkier things in life .
My dog Roka is such a cesspoodle. This one time she was found eating human excrement... Her shit beard says it all.
by Stogie6936 June 20, 2023
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Get the class-car mug.One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
I play chess because I hate myself.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the chess mug.Class of '09 is a video game of dark humor, it starts with the protagonist "Nicole moving into a new school, a school full of perverts, and then Nicole fucking humiliates them. the game has multiple endings. Class of '09 is a perfect example of dark humor being used properly. Instead of being a guy who instantly gets all the girls, you choose what Nicole does, it mostly follows Nicole and Jecka being best friends and doing all that roasting shit.
by woowie July 15, 2024
Get the Class of '09 mug.The graduating class that mainly consists of kids born from the fall of 2009 to the summer of 2010. They are about to be entering their freshmen year of high school. While not all of them are awful, most of them are annoying as fuck. If you have kids on your bus that are the class of 2028, or are in high school and have a sibling that’s the class of 2028, you might as well drive yourself to school (if you’re old enough to do so), or walk to school, even if it takes an hour to get there.
Class of 2025 student: Yo, who the fuck are those annoying ass students that keep bothering the shit out of everyone else?
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!
Class of 2026 student: Oh, those are class of 2028 students. They think they’re all that when in reality no one cares what they think since they’re freshmen. Hopefully when they graduate, they aren’t egotistical and narcissistic like they are now.
Class of 2025: Makes sense, and I agree. That reminds me. One time, there was a group of kids that were the class of 2028 on my bus, and they caused so much disruption and havoc, that my bus driver had to pull over and yell at them for 15 minutes straight.
Class of 2026 student: Jeez, that just shows how immature they are, and why everyone hates freshmen. Fortunately for us, we’re upperclassmen, and they probably won’t want to get on our bad side because of that.
Class of 2025 student: Yeah, you said it best!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 7, 2024
Get the Class of 2028 mug.When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.
(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class”
“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”
“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
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Yo have you notice that Jack dissapear like almost on every class match, even on class picture? He's definetely a class npc
by HoriKaixa (aldena) September 24, 2023
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