Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 06, 2021

Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent antlers.

Canadian 1: "Did you hear that gilbert did some Canadian Maplefucking last night?"

American 1: WHAT THE HELL IS CANADIAN MAPLEFUCKING???

by Grogon January 30, 2025

Canadian Nibble

when you offer someone a BITE or Sip of something and they go ahead and eat/drink the entire thing

Hey want a bite of my ice cream?
Sure - eats the entire thing
I didn't mean a Canadian nibble

or

Want a sip of my drink?
Sure - drinks it all
Wow way to take a Canadian Nibble

or

the response from the person who take the Canadian Nibble can be "Thanks for the Canadian Nibble"

by TheLemon15 March 13, 2013

canadian nookie

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues

Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend

by Poon slayer69 March 29, 2015

Canadian native

A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones

Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.

by Lulzkr3w July 01, 2018

Canadian legwarmer

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.

Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023