Texas Chili Bowl

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010

Super Bowl Monday

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.

1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Aintnobodygottimeforthat February 5, 2013

chili bowl pimpin

a word used 2 describe an action that normally includes green and chillin at a house.

im chili bowl pimpin lil mama, come join me.

by ,jghls February 10, 2010

Spaghetti Bowl

A crazy highway road that consists of many loops and forks from exit ramps.

There's so much traffic by the spaghetti bowl on route 9.

by Cts1209 April 24, 2017

Cincinnati Chili Bowl

This is an STD that is contracted from individuals from Cincinnati, Ohio. The symptoms include pain with urination due to defecating from the urethra of the penis or the vagina and urinating out of the asshole.

"Hey man I hooked up with this chick that I met over the weekend in Cincinnati but I think she gave me the Cincinnati Chili Bowl because I can't stop shitting out of my cock and pissing out of my asshole!"

by Philosophizer August 14, 2016

Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005

Tokyo Toilet Bowl

When you take a shit in the toilet bowl, then put your girls head in it. You then have sex with her from behind while her face is submerged in your feces.

Nick, did you hear Yui hella Tokyo Toilet Bowled Jasmin last weekend? Took 3 days to scrub the mirror

by continuityerror August 10, 2008