When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Get the Shart Attackmug. You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.
by murphystater February 24, 2011
Get the Yak Attackmug. When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
Get the fart attackmug. One of the best animes in this day and age even after it's ended and ending was kinda shit (my opinion)
Although if you are gonna watch it let me just say... Don't have a favourite character. Trust me. You'll thank me later.
SPOILER ALERT!: Also how in the ever living FUCK did it turn from a show about scary man eating Titans to a show about race, racism, slavery and war? Isayama rlly fucked us up đź’€
Although if you are gonna watch it let me just say... Don't have a favourite character. Trust me. You'll thank me later.
SPOILER ALERT!: Also how in the ever living FUCK did it turn from a show about scary man eating Titans to a show about race, racism, slavery and war? Isayama rlly fucked us up đź’€
Person 1: Yo bro I'm so excited for episode 68 of Attack on Titan!
Person 2: Yeah me too!
*After watching it*
Person 1: *crying his eyes out*
Person 2: I HATE YOU ISAYAMA!
Person 2: Yeah me too!
*After watching it*
Person 1: *crying his eyes out*
Person 2: I HATE YOU ISAYAMA!
by Modimodo May 7, 2024
Get the Attack on titanmug. by manmanmain May 11, 2025
Get the Attack on titanmug. A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
Get the Kak-Attackmug. This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
Get the The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attackmug.