thomas

big dick energy

thomas has big dick energy

by big dickie thomas February 12, 2023

Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like i’m just gonna have to 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 we’re married but he doesn’t know it yet

thomas marry me pls

by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022

Team Thomas

An elite shutdown crew usually made up of gas plant ops that are deemed “ over qualified “ for a GSU shutdown so are tasked with the far more technical/ bigger scope select shutdown

“ Jesus the select TA scope is big this year , better leave it to Team Thomas and give the GSU to the knuckle draggers “

by Morientes September 19, 2022

Thomas Minchin

The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.

being defined as Thomas Minchin what are you doing Punches* 'Im playing bee swarm!'

by Billy41208 August 1, 2024

Boomer Thomas

Biggest boomer in the whole world

Boomer Thomas is such a boomer

by Zeker niet door Senne June 16, 2021

Thomas

Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)

#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.

by stupidasshoe33 October 31, 2019

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022