Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."
by SpaceAntelope April 28, 2014
Get the Salad Toss Bombmug. by Glix YT May 27, 2019
Get the fruit salad YUMMY YUMMYmug. A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
by Ziat April 19, 2018
Get the The Potato Salad Tossermug. 1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.
Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!
by Boogie D October 12, 2011
Get the Tossing The One Bean Saladmug. by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022
Get the Lemon Pepper Queef Saladmug. During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.
Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.
Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.
by Taco Lion October 27, 2007
Get the Three Bean Saladmug. The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.
Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.
by Big Steev September 12, 2006
Get the San Francisco Salad Shootermug.