A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.
by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022
Get the Jordan mug.A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.
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Get the jordan mug.That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass
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A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.
"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"
by shaniatwink September 21, 2022
Get the Jordan Valenzuela mug.A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
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