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Cracker

A european nazi from the mediterranean that’s barely white but always likes to talk shit.
He’ also a zionist for some reason.
Cracker: “You arabs always come to our nations and rape our women.”

innocent dude: “Fuck you mean <<you>>? I ain’t raped no one. I’m not even Arab.”

Cracker: “Tomato Potato, you’re all the same.”

Innocent dude: “Fuck you too then, Cracker.
by mh049 July 26, 2025
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Cracker soup

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz May 6, 2018
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Rice-cracker

You rice-cracker
by spookry August 27, 2022
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Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.
"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."
by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023
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Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector
"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"
by Claudette184 September 4, 2013
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