by gmemstr April 11, 2016
Get the Skype Syndrome mug.a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
Get the the balotelli syndrome mug.Sickly Syndrome is the situation where the affected (often a tall person) refuses to be kicked in the shins and/or have them torn off and be given to a shorter person, and, in the case of this event, proceeds to make an attempt to throw the said short person/people kicking them. They then proceed to try and drink water after their screaming, choking on it. Their throat is then quite possibly murdered by said attempt to drink water, and, in a both frenzy and panic, they begin typing phrases with foreign keyboards, one example being '№.'
She seems to have developed a case of Sickly Syndrome on National Kick a Tall Person Day.
Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .
Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .
by a mochi October 25, 2020
Get the Sickly Syndrome mug.When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
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Get the Belmar Syndrome mug.A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
by LaggyGames July 25, 2019
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noun
When a female with short hair, or an undercut, has obsessively loved a person who does not love them back.
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When a female with short hair, or an undercut, has obsessively loved a person who does not love them back.
1: Due to Kayleigh's recent actions, I believe she has Undercut Syndrome.
2: “Emma has been obsessing over Jack since spring, but since Jack doesn’t like her, these are major symptoms for Undercut Syndrome.
2: “Emma has been obsessing over Jack since spring, but since Jack doesn’t like her, these are major symptoms for Undercut Syndrome.
by faggeta_1966_ November 27, 2017
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