shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shit

poop
Dump

i have to shit

by da bastard jon stark May 15, 2019

Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6

Hey guys wanna go take a gang shit?

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲

Racist sex I shit on babies

by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.

I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.

by DStanS October 1, 2017