My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 08, 2025

Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.

"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.

by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024

Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.

"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.

by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024