Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
by E hates Q January 8, 2024
Get the Shit-lent Greenmug. The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.
Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.
by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010
Get the shit in yo assmug. Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
Get the Tactical Shitmug. 1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
Get the shitmug. shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)
shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)
shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
by miguelh2 November 1, 2022
Get the shitmug. shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead
by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020
Get the Shitmug. Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...
by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011
Get the shit pickymug.